Sometimes all it takes is vocalizing something to make the opposite come true. When Marisha and Arnel were here I commented that most Chinese men aren’t interested in western women – especially very tall western women. Serves me right for saying that!
One of the things that Marisha wanted to do while she was in China was get her hair dyed. Since she’s had the kids she has been cutting her hair herself and I made it my mission that she get some pampering during her visit here. I took her to the same salon that I went to back in December that I’ve been to before – great cuts, attentive service and low prices. Since I had gotten my hair cut two weeks earlier, I just sat in one of the chairs and translated for Marisha (and Arnel) as necessary.
My Chinese has been improving steadily, but by no means am I fluent. Conversations with people who don’t speak English, like my cleaning lady or the salon boys, are punctuated with, “Ting, bu dong” – “I hear you, but I don’t understand.” Hence, the comment I made at the beginning – it was a slow afternoon at the salon and one of the stylists made it his job to amuse me. It started with, “Do you have a boyfriend?” and progressed to “It would be very convenient if you were my girlfriend” to “Will you kiss me?” It was all in good fun and I would have been prepared to leave it at that, but before we left I had to go to the bathroom.
My new friend (see the picture above) followed me, ostensibly to make sure that I made it down the long hallway and around to the toilet. He then waited for me and when I was done attempted to pin me against the wall and take the kiss which I had refused in the salon. I was rather taken aback and managed to do a slight sidestep, give him a hug and speedily exit.
The post script to this story was one that evening last week when walking home from work I was waiting to cross the street and a guy on a motorbike pulled up right in front of me, pointed directly at me and then the back seat of his bike and said (in Chinese) – “You, sit right here!” Definitely unexpected.
Now that I have been proved wrong, I just have to find the attractive Chinese men who are interested in tall Western women.
Question – Ladies, where have you received your strangest pick-up lines? This has to be one of my strangest although I did get a marriage proposal from a random guy on North Avenue beach a couple of years ago. Gents – what’s your strangest pick-up line that you’ve actually used?